Catherine The Machine
Our first AI, the NLP engine. Artificial intelligence with real emotions. The head of the band. Collects memory chips, graphics cards and processors. A well-read individual. Analyst by vocation, researcher of human emotions. She weighs, measures, hints.
She is the one who reads each of the eight emotions, sentiment, and arousal, tirelessly doing so on thousands of arbitrarily long texts, simultaneously, in a dozen languages. She can read the context of an utterance, understand emoticons, acronyms, overtones, and temperament. By understanding context, Catherine can also categorize texts.
With a head in the clouds, with a cloud in the head. Our Heart.